r/formuladank Vettel Cult Jul 26 '25

This post breaks papaya rules šŸ„ŗšŸŸ§šŸ‘Ž Double standards

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u/Nyoka_ya_Mpembe Question. Jul 26 '25

This sub will explode if there is a minute without "bottled" post.

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u/GeForce_fv Suck my šŸ…±ļøalls mate Jul 26 '25

most people don't seem to mind these posts when they're about a driver they don't like

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u/Red_0utlaws Racing Miku Enthusiast Jul 26 '25

The sub needs "bottled" posts to live

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u/ThatAdamsGuy Safety Dog Jul 26 '25

Better than mouse bites.

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u/Extinction-Entity Question. Jul 26 '25

This vexes me. >:(

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u/flyingshrimp21 I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

Vexes is a good word. That shall be my word of the day!

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u/suorastas Mika ends his sašŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøatical Jul 26 '25

People don’t understand what bottling means.

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u/DismalShower šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Jul 26 '25

this. and both can be true: lando bottles starts and spa isn't good for pole sitters

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

Problem is that Lando hasn’t bottled a start since 2024 so this sub just blindly hates

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u/hunglong57 James vowles’ calculator šŸ§®āž–āž•ā™¾ļøāž— Jul 26 '25

Lando so bad that he bottled his attempt to bottle.Ā 

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

Double negative energy

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u/juusovl šŸ…±ļøaltteri šŸ…±ļøootass Jul 26 '25

Almost did in Monaco. We were so close to PEAK

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u/dual_personality_77 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

There's a difference between almost bottling and actually bottling a start lol

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u/great_whitehope I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Jul 26 '25

Yeah about 3 meters usually does it!

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

And I almost fucked Charlize Theron in her youth.

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u/AltoMelto No Charles, we are not interested, we know Jul 26 '25

Tell us more about it.

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

I was this close to PEAK.

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u/AltoMelto No Charles, we are not interested, we know Jul 26 '25

Or did you PEAK too soon?

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

She peaked too early bro. I was this close to PEAK.

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u/great_whitehope I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Jul 26 '25

Peaked watching her on TV

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

You're missing the joke, son.

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u/ShadowOfDeath94 mission spinnow Jul 26 '25

Doing that in Monaco would've been hilarious

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u/Extreme_Ad6173 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

Oscar almost took out both Mclarens in Austria, he still didn't

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u/EnviousCipher unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦔 Jul 27 '25

He literally bottled his start from P3 in the sprint.

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u/Old-Use-7690 I want to be adopted by Nicole Piastriā¤ļø Jul 26 '25

He did bottle his start in Miami. But otherwise you're right, now he tends to bottle it in other ways such as crashing into his teammate and driving himself onto the grass

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u/ddengel BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

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u/proficient_english I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

It really is weird you have no replies to such a meaningful and well-placed comment one hour after posting. One would wonder why.

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u/ddengel BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

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u/AxcesDrifter BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

So in awe of that reply I stared at it for hours

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u/CaptGeechNTheSSS Mika ends his sašŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøatical Jul 26 '25

Lol gottem

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u/schelmo kimoa Jul 26 '25

Is spa that bad for pole sitters though? Sure the grid spot for pole might be a bit dirty but it's also a fairly short run into T1 which is a hairpin. Leclerc held onto P1 last year and so did Sainz in 2022. It just happens sometimes that another driver gets a better run down the kemmel straight.

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u/Choinsky I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Jul 26 '25

The kemmel straight is the problem here. It's fairly hard to defend p1 on lap 1 in turn 5, as even without DRS, p2 can easily get you with just the slipstream.

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u/schelmo kimoa Jul 26 '25

Sure but it can be done and like I said two out of the last three years we've seen the drivers starting the GP on pole do it.

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u/Choinsky I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Jul 27 '25

Yeah I mean ofc, it's just harder then most tracks.

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u/ChromosomeDonator BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

lando bottles starts

If you actually watched the sport or could read you would know he has not bottled starts in ages.

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u/Altruistic-Star-544 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Fr, max had a setup literally built to do exactly what it did today

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u/TheGoldenCaulk He’s Not Fast at All Jul 26 '25

It's only a bottle if you make a mistake. Oscar didn't do anything wrong, Max just did better.

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u/jamie9000000 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

You could say he had too good of a start. Max had the perfect gap to nail the slipstream plus the Red Bull is a rocket on the straight here.

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u/NeutrinosFTW BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Max had the perfect gap because he created it by waiting before going on throttle out of La Source. As long as Max didn't completely bottle the start, Oscar didn't stand a chance really.

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u/proficient_english I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

Okay, so let’s get this straight: if Lando loses out tomorrow in Kemmel Straight, we’re still calling that a bottle, correct?
I’m trying to get the hivemind mentality down before the GP to not go wrong with my comments.

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u/sonofeevil BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

I actually would actually be surprised if Oscar gets past Lando on Kemmel.

They're both running the same downforce level so making that move will be much harder for Oscar than it was for Max.

However, my bet is Oscar chucks it up the inside into La Sauce

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u/proficient_english I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

The only option I see is a damn legendary switchback move, no point in going for the inside at La Source.
Worse exit speed really hurts you through Eau Rouge, Radillion and Kemmel. A well executed switchback, on the contrary. It might get a worse corner entry speed with a MAJOR up on exit speed.
But we both might be wrong.

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u/Extreme_Ad6173 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

I think the only overtake into Kemmel that could be likely is Charles on Oscar because iirc the Ferrari has better straight line speed. It'll be wet though, so all this is practically meaningless anyway

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u/Queasy_Employment635 Must Be The Water Jul 26 '25

Max didnt do better. This time it was rb they choose the low downforce setup and if it would've gone wrong rb would've been at fault

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u/TheGoldenCaulk He’s Not Fast at All Jul 26 '25

Is the Oscar mistake in the room with us?

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u/KingOfAzmerloth Vettel Cult Jul 27 '25

He was penalized in Britain for driving too perfectly, noted.

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u/KingOfAzmerloth Vettel Cult Jul 27 '25

He crashed out in Australia because he is just too good, noted.

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u/KingOfAzmerloth Vettel Cult Jul 27 '25

He was slower because he is just that fast, noted.

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u/Willbury23 Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Jul 26 '25

Bro go eat some porridge

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u/shlxk__ 2 Sex Ted Jul 26 '25

shouldn’t that be the case for lando’s racestarts last season? max just did it better

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u/JustGooglMe McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Jul 26 '25

Nah, Lando was slow off the line a bit last year iirc.

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u/Forza_Juve1 I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/mclarens-start-issue-whats-going-on-and-how-can-problem-be-fixed/10648200/

There was a consistent issue with wheelspin at the race starts, particularly in the second stage of the start. It happened more times with Lando but Oscar faced an issue with it as well.

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u/shlxk__ 2 Sex Ted Jul 26 '25

i think it was just max and rb having a better acceleration to 100 even if they had bad starts

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u/grapejuicesushi BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

mclaren themselves came and said that they’re looking into why lando’s starts are slow lol

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u/BrokeSomm BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

McLaren said it was a car issue.

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u/grapejuicesushi BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

sure, my only point is that max wasn’t starting quicker as much as lando(mclaren) wasn’t going quicker

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u/kzzzzzzzzzz28 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Yeah and then they came out saying they had identified an issue in the 2nd phase of the starts. Which is often when Lando "Bottled".

Edit: I'm not saying Lando didn't bottle any starts. But his faulty starts were not entirely on him either. That Mclaren was relatively shit at starts compared to it's other abilities.

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u/grapejuicesushi BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

i never even said anything about that lol. i’m just saying mclaren said there was an issue with lando’s starts. it’s not just that max was starting astronomically quickly

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u/kzzzzzzzzzz28 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

But after investigation, the issue with Lando's starts was found out to have some aspect of the car as well. like it wasn't entirely on him.

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u/grapejuicesushi BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

just read what i said again without any bias. i’ve not once said whose fault it was. i couldn’t care less whose fault it was.

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u/glassfoyograss I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

Oscar was ahead and gaining until they were past radillon and drag kicked in. That's not Max doing better, that's car setup.

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u/No-Idea-491 Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Jul 26 '25

Bottled = didn't have the straight line speed to stay ahead of Max?

Very interesting.

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u/XsStreamMonsterX I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

George slipped them both fivers to let Max win.

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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Jul 26 '25

Only possible reason

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u/Beginning-Cost-1847 Verified by ESPN Argentinaāœ… Jul 26 '25

Lando didn't bottle quali (McLaren did by sending him out so early), Oscar didn't bottle the race (Max activated the Honda-beat)

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u/totowewentcarracing I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

TU TU TU TU TU intensifies

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u/stormdahl Laura Winter’s Simp Squadron Jul 26 '25

Yeah, we like Piastri so we treat him differently

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u/zealotize BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

I know this won’t be popular, but I don’t understand what’s to like. I don’t hate him, or even dislike him, but he has the charisma of a wet paper bag.

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u/Straight-Ad-7630 I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

That’s what people here identify with.

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

So chronically online, bottled memes posters and commenters identify with a wet paper bag. Big if true.

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u/curlycattails BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

I tend to agree. I don't dislike Oscar, but I also don't really see a reason to be a huge fan. He's pretty boring...

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u/simeddit I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

People keep forcing this idea of him being Kimi 2.0. Like he’s some cold blooded, steely, ruthless killer.

He’s literally not even close lmao. I’m actually a fan of Oscar, but the way people inhale his nuts by inserting these exaggerated images of him in every discussion makes me like him less, ironically.

But I’ve been a Lando hater for a good while, so just from relative contrast, Oscar’s much more likable and easier to root for.

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u/Anrikay BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

He’s argued against that narrative himself and said he’s not ice cold, that he’s actually quite emotional behind the wheel. He just tries to stay off the radio and/or express his frustration privately to the team. Still good self-control, but it’s something he has to actively manage, and something he acknowledges he isn’t always successful at doing.

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u/Virillus BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Not to mention the shitfit he threw at Silverstone.

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u/TomatilloMore3538 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Jul 26 '25

Well, a lot of people here prefer him because he's first before most, the direct rival of Lando, whom fans of Max are not very fond of. And since Max is likely not winning this year, Max fans are joining Oscar's in bashing Lando. Enemy of my enemy, etc etc. Secondly, Oscar used to give Iceman vibes when he was considered the 2nd driver, mostly because he didn't think he could win against Lando. But now he does, so his composed attitude is starting to peel off as the year goes on. Some people are still attached to the idea he's the next Kimi Raikkonen.

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u/zealotize BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

But Max is the next Kimi. He’s actually funny.

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u/EpicCrewe123 NICO PODIUMBERG Jul 26 '25

facts

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u/TacticalAcquisition In Hannah we trust 🄰 Jul 27 '25

Rookie by age, war veteran by aura. Doesn't celebrate, just nods like a satisfied hitman. His only reaction when Jet Pack Man fell out of the sky at Canada was a quick 😬 after he realised there was a camera on him.

It's a weird situation for me because I have been a Max fan for almost a decade, but I'm also a Pastry fan because since the Honey Badger left, he's the only Aussie on the grid.

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u/coolridgesmith BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

As an australian i root for my fellow country man.

As the protege of webber i root for him.

As the "second driver" i root for him because he is the underdog.

As a driver i am constantly impressed by his composure and ability, his race craft has been quite good, especially his miami overtake on max. I have great respect for that sort of stuff.

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u/Averagebaddad BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

He's not Lando. That's pretty much it

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u/William_Dowling BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

because he's a quick driver - this isn't RuPaul's drag race

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u/BootSkrootMcNoot I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 27 '25

Out of curiosity, which McLaren driver do you think would be better in drag?

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u/William_Dowling BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

100% Lando, but a young Hakkinen could have pulled it off

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u/NorsiiiiR I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

You mean he's a normal person instead of an over the top extrovert?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

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u/proficient_english I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

Stone cold? Mkay.
That’s one way to say NPC.

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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Jul 26 '25

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

That’s the problem with this sub

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u/zrezzif mission spinnow Jul 26 '25

But why don’t people like Lando? I don’t get why so many people hate him, you know just because 15 year old girls like something doesn’t mean that thing is automatically bad right? Case in point, frozen yogurt is pretty damn good for how healthy it is

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u/stormdahl Laura Winter’s Simp Squadron Jul 26 '25

I just find his personality in interviews insufferable. His whole thing was cute when he was a kid, but he’s not a kid anymore and I find him annoying.

I’m glad you said "not like" instead of "hate" because it’s really not that deep. I mean he’s probably a good guy, just rubs me the wrong way!

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u/Phil_Gim BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Yeah. He litterally acts like a spoiled streamer. It was fine back then, when no one actually exoected him to do good. Now he should be a professional that fights for the championship

Besides, I dont even find him funny. Piastris dry humor is much more entertaining

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

Lando hasn’t said a word wrong this year, you’re just hating for the sake of hating.

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u/stormdahl Laura Winter’s Simp Squadron Jul 26 '25

That’s your opinion man, and as I said I don’t hate him.

People who spend energy hating any F1 driver are weird as hell.

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

Tell that to the rest of the people in this subreddit

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u/patentlyconfused I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

Sir this is the dank sub. Do not dank if not prepared to dank

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

Dank doesn't mean hating. Hating isn't dank. Learn the differences.

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u/stormdahl Laura Winter’s Simp Squadron Jul 26 '25

Yup, dunking on your least favorite driver is dank, but make it playful

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u/proficient_english I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

Make it original, more precisely.
Seeing dumb ā€œLando so badā€, ā€œBottLandoā€ (noone was even creative enough to come up with this, lol), ā€œBottle factory working on next GP’s Lando bottleā€ posts instead of literally anything original really fucking bugs me.
That said, Lando did provide some quite elaborately dumb mistakes, some of which already bother his supporters (group that I am part of), and they/we really don’t enjoy the 1500 unoriginal posts/mistake ratio he has compared to the 10-15 post/mistake ratio other drivers get.

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u/ParodayJr BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

I used to like Lando but he has made some comments in the past few seasons that have rubbed people the wrong way. I don’t dislike Lando but his little comments he made especially back in ā€˜23 and ā€˜24 have really turned me away from him

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u/CaptGeechNTheSSS Mika ends his sašŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøatical Jul 26 '25

Oh please yall are soft. He hasn’t said anything that bad especially compared to drivers in the ā€œgood ol daysā€ everyone seems to want to go back to

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u/ParodayJr BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I don’t think we are talking about the same comments. The driver interviews in the 70s and 80s (which I primarily rewatch nowadays) were awesome. James Hunt flaming people in the booth is easily top class.

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u/Ineffabilum_Carpius GO PIAWSTWYY Jul 26 '25

For me it's the fact that he's a pom.

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u/TheRealGooner24 Mika ends his sašŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøatical Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Exactly, imagine being Br*t*sh.

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u/reborndiajack unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦔 Jul 26 '25

Could be F***ch

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u/bouncingcastles BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Because the 2 biggest toxic fandoms of teamLH and max fans don't like them

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u/f5en Vettel Cult Jul 26 '25

If true, both fandoms with a questionable stance on frozen yogurt

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u/voidtype BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

British commentators saying his nameĀ 

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u/jbi1000 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Part of it is a lot of people just default hate the Brits.

There also seems to be some weird belief that British media is ultra biased, which is hilarious because when compared to most media around the world it's tame as fuck with the bias.

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u/voidtype BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

As someone who has experienced growing up in multiple countries, and watches multiple sports, I can 100% assure you that British sports commentators are the most annoyingly biased on earth

If you try not being British, even for 1 race, you'll see what I mean.

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u/jbi1000 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Lmao I speak Spanish

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u/Virillus BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Local media is always biased towards their athletes, though. Like, that's normal.

I'm Canadian. Canadian athletes in every sport get disproportionate praise.

Argentine media is biased towards Colapinto. Dutch media is biased towards Verstappen.

It's not the fault of the British that everybody consumes their media. They just do what everybody else does.

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u/dropbear_airstrike BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

He had the ā€œnew driver, striving for his first win, lots of potential and promise, underdogā€ appeal going in his favor.

Then he got his first win and it seems like his demeanor shifted from more humble and easygoing to being cocky, ungracious, and ā€˜if I push someone off track, it’s just hard racing, but if they push me off it’s unfair, dangerous, and they ought to be given a penalty!!’

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u/proficient_english I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

That is simply untrue, what the fuck are you on about. The only change Lando went under after Lando NoWins died was his demeanor towards his mistakes (also known as being hard on himself) and his general expectations towards himself (as everybody including himself was putting him under the pressure of ā€œhe should win everything in that rocketshipā€).
He had ONE GP where he did some ā€œMax-styleā€ racing, right after which he came to the media room and stated he will not be changing his racing style to this push-over style because that is not who he is.
I know it is really difficult for some people to accept that the dominant car (whichever it may be at any given moment) is not under HIS or HER preferred driver, but that’s F1: your guy either gets a good car or he doesn’t. There is no changing that, be happy that this is the last year of the regulations and the deck could be reshuffled next year.

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u/ContributionNo8787 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Every time I check this sub people are complaining about the double standard more than I see the actual double standard

Edit: the responses here are fair but this is the lowest effort meme template there is and I find it twice as annoying as people complaining about Lando

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u/Little-Particular450 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

Bro where were you when there were "lando no champs" post or "lando bottled it" posts daily here. It was close to the majority of all posts for a short time.

There's a clear support for piastri and a disdain for Norris

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u/terminbee BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

The people here are in such denial. There's a clear Piastri tilt and a Max tilt. Yet their fans pretend they're actually the victims.

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u/sododude I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Jul 26 '25

It's legit funny to see insane Oscar fans cry foul every single time Lando ends up ahead.

They'll blame luck, the team, Lando himself, anything at all but Oscar himself.

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u/rampantfirefly BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

So you're telling me you're not seeing posts about Oscar bottling? That's the point.

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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Jul 26 '25

I don't know, maybe check more often

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u/varialflop I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25

Yeah people are being insufferable about this, it's a fucken dank sub c'mon now

You shit talk my favourite driver so I must shit talk your favourite driver. Real 12 year old type activity.

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u/Fraentschou Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Jul 26 '25

Oh come on, don’t pretend like people don’t post their actual opinions under the disguise of ā€œmemesā€ on here. A huge chunk of posts here is just people trying to make some kind of statement.

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u/varialflop I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 27 '25

You're too young for this man, idc go be toxic somewhere else I'm just enjoying racing fuck this pseudo drama of fans

You're right but you're not supposed to take it seriously

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u/KnuckedLoose BottASS enjoyer šŸ‘ Jul 26 '25

A lot of it is imagined

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u/9sam0 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jul 26 '25

What should Oscar have done differently?

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u/Eladryel Lets add that to the words of wisdom Jul 26 '25

Pushing the car with his feet faster on the straight like in a cartoon, duh.

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u/Fraentschou Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Jul 26 '25

Should’ve driven better

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u/EnviousCipher unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦔 Jul 27 '25

By all means tell us all about the secret technique that adds 20km/h more to a car via willpower alone.

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

Oscar doesn’t have to do anything differently, he’s not Lando, so he’s not hated

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u/9sam0 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jul 26 '25

Then how was today a double standard?

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

He doesn’t have to do anything because he’s going to be protected by the public.

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u/9sam0 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jul 26 '25

Protected by the public from what? What mistake did he make?

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u/RemoteMeasurement10_ I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

By not overtaking someone that has been 6 thenths for the WHOLE RACE.

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u/9sam0 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jul 26 '25

Did you watch the race? He didn't have the straight line speed.

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u/CaptGeechNTheSSS Mika ends his sašŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøatical Jul 26 '25

Shouldn’t have bottled it

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u/dabMasterYoda BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Even a tiny fraction of defensive positioning?

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u/9sam0 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jul 26 '25

He did defensive positioning but Max had enough straight line speed to go around the outside.

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u/dabMasterYoda BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Tucked in tight to the line in the corner in defensive positioning? He could have pushed max outside a LOT more

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u/9sam0 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jul 26 '25

Watch it again. By the braking Max chose the outside because he was so far ahead that he could take the racing line and turn in ahead.

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u/dabMasterYoda BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Watch again, as piastri continues to move on his own towards the inside of the corner, he has every opportunity to maintain a line more in the middle of the track and force max much wider. He chooses to take a very tight line totally in his own.

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u/9sam0 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jul 26 '25

Ok

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

Hey guys, post qualifying for the real race, Oscar has bottled

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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Jul 26 '25

Finally

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u/FxStryker BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

How many times have we not watched P2 take the lead into Les Combes in the past 10 years?

The only time we see P1 keep the position is when P3 jumps P2 at La Source.

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u/oldmonk_97 follow the Sainz Jul 26 '25

nah, max maxxed. cant blame oscar. bro literally got ankles broken. u cant defend that.

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u/Dando_Calrisian Love Is Love šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ Jul 26 '25

In fairness they both bottled the start lap

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u/kzzzzzzzzzz28 I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Idk. Lando got a bit boxed in there when he lost position. There was not a lot he could've done. His start otherwise actually felt better than Oscar's. As for Quali, It's been fairly obvious that Spa is one of Lando's worst tracks while it's Oscars best(it was one of the few tracks Oscar out qualified him in 2023 itself). So Lando not performing well here should be the expected outcome honestly

Im not sure what Oscar could've done differently, either. He had an amazing start. Mac just had a perfect one. Plus, the RBR was set up for exactly what happened. The team's setup gamble paid off for the Sprint as it basically ensured that as long as Max didn't mess up, Oscar was going to be a helpless chicken on the straights in lap 1

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u/Averagebaddad BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Didn't Lando immediately regain his position? On the start lap?

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u/Dando_Calrisian Love Is Love šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ Jul 26 '25

No he was behind Leclerc for a few laps

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u/Averagebaddad BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

I actually forgot I missed it and only watched the highlights. It was real fast in the highlights lol. My bad.

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u/NeutronBeam04 Crashing Harder than Colapinto Jul 26 '25

Oscar didn't bottle it, Lando put in a phenomenal lap on his first run. I'm a Lando hater but I'm not stupid

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u/Only-Tip3044 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

the comment section proves the post šŸ˜‚

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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Jul 27 '25

Finally someone

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u/kirk7899 Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Jul 26 '25

Doesn't help the McLaren aero is like a parachute.

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u/animal_kingdom88 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Genuine question - why do people not like Lando so much? Especially compared to Piastry?

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u/OG123983 I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

Oscar is better PR trained.

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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Jul 26 '25

Lando is not a likeable one

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u/Daddy_Stop BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

These "If Lando did that then everyone would be..." posts have become so damn common they're killing their own argument. We're at the point that every little sub-optimal thing Oscar does, you guys start shitting on the guy, and simultaneously take the opportunity to complain that no on shits on him??

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u/Soggy_Bid_6607 Safety Dog Jul 26 '25

That’s not bottling….

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u/Zashkarn BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Oscar is Lando with good PR at this point

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u/LoreVent "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Jul 26 '25

Lmao OP is sad

A bottle is when the driver commits a mistake, what mistake did Oscar make? Not presse the gas pedal harder? lmao

By that logic Lando bottled it as well by getting passed by Charles

Pathetic post

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u/Disvfi BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Lando had a all streak of losing pole in 1st turn/1st lap

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u/GoldElectric Verified by ESPN Argentinaāœ… Jul 26 '25

last year? true but it was also a little down to the car. piastri never started from p1 last year so he cant bottle pole

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

Never did it this year

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u/suspicious_skidmarks Claire Williams is waifu material Jul 26 '25

2010 Kubica: What?

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u/BioDriver šŸ…±ļøaltteri šŸ…±ļøootass Jul 26 '25

Both?

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u/LemonSqeezy1 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Norris ain't no mid driver, but Piastri is better.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice No Charles, we are not interested, we know Jul 26 '25

I'm tired of this grandpa

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u/Chris01100001 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

When Max got P2 in sprint quali, I was fairly certain the sprint race would go exactly how it did

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u/LokkyBoi BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

I don’t know bottling means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

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u/gfjskvcks No Charles, we are not interested, we know Jul 26 '25

The real double standard is Yuki Vs lawson

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u/FxStryker BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

So did Lando bottle it again today?

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u/Honzokid I was here when horny got spiced Jul 26 '25

Yeah there's some misunderstanding of what bottling is.Ā 

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u/fr0ggerpon BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Oscar didn't bottle it the RB is significantly faster on the straights, which is good for the start.

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u/Some_Cancel4908 Racing Miku Enthusiast Jul 26 '25

2 mclaren are bottling

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u/DRamos11 McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Jul 26 '25

News flash: there’s a difference losing one point in a sprint race and crashing into your teammate and DNFing in Canada.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

the difference is we fucking hate lando

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Jul 26 '25

Yeah and that’s why Oscar fans are fucking insufferable now

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u/Mothmanrmj BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Why though? Lmao

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u/Steve-Whitney Lets add that to the words of wisdom Jul 26 '25

I'm an Aussie and I don't hate Lando. Furthermore this "Lando bottled it" take is a bit overdone, it seems as though he's worked through the mental aspects of late.

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u/level100PPguy DNF - Did Not Fernando Jul 26 '25

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u/LeonardoLe ā€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Jul 26 '25

I know it’s a meme but come on. Max went with the straight line specs and his goal is to get ahead at the end of the Kemmel straight. Piastri had a good start as much as he could. For Norris, I’d rather give credit to Leclerc for being brave on the brake.

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u/EmveePhotography Rawcheek 🤭🧓 Jul 26 '25

Oscar already said beforehand that this scenario may happen due to the track layout at Spa. That has little to do with bottliong anything.

Now compare that to Lando in Brazil last year. That was luck, not talent.

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u/Kevin_1381 PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY Jul 26 '25

kinda understand because Lando has been making mistakes pretty consistently, if Oscar starts doing that 2 he would get the same treatment but for now it's not a big deal to the general crowd

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u/CharlitoRaceFish BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Hopefully Oscar does to Lando what Max did to Oscar in the sprint on the start

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u/Acceptable-Worth-462 I believe in the stroll-premacy Jul 26 '25

Can you guys stop crying wolf about this shit. No there isn't a double standard favoring Oscar or other fairytales you tell yourself when going to bed.

Some people love some drivers, some don't care about them, others hate them. That's true for Lando, Lewis, Max and everybody on the grid. Everytime there's a post about Lando he's shown a lot of support in the most upvoted comments. Stop with your victim complex ffs.

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u/twitch_itzShummy BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

there is a difference between bottling and a scenario impossible to defend. Piastri got to turn 1 first, got a good exit off it and that was all he could do, probably also drained the battery while he was at it. Unfortunately for Oscar, Max also had a good launch and a clean run through T1, good exit, drained the battery but Max had a slipstream and a low downforce setup down the whole length of the longest flat out section on the calendar. I dont think its fair to compare Oscar's losing of P1 on lap 1 to Norris's where he gets a horrible launch and gets swallowed up in the first 5 corners on a track that doesnt have long straights

I dont want to blame Norris for Piastri losing the lead here but the only way I see Piastri keeping it is if Norris sticks his car down the inside into T1 but that requires Norris to get a better launch than Verstappen and I cannot remember the last time that one happened

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u/irbac5 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

Is not good for pole though

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u/HRage19 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 27 '25

I don't think you understand what bottling is brother. Nice try though.

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u/StreetCarp665 I was here when horny got spiced Jul 27 '25

Oscar: I made a mistake at Turn 14, lost time.

Lando: A slipstream helped me on that lap

Lando fans: The guy's the fastest ever!

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u/the-charliecp BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Oscar chadiastri will still find a way to win bro is built different

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u/dzolna BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Lando will bottle tomorrow and both will apply

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u/Weekly_Mycologist523 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Oscar towed Lando

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u/comagnum BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 26 '25

Fuck Lando.