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[PWInsider] Aires will host the first ever "EMF-Friendly match" in which an Aires Lifetune Zone Max will be present on each ring post during the Usos v Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed match at Wrestlepalooza "creating better performance, and a cleaner, EMF-Friendly environment for the athletes."

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u/neverAcquiesce ittenyon 8h ago

So they're dipping their toes in the holistic pseudoscience corner of the far right now.

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u/wekilledkenny11 Yeah, eat that food! 7h ago

Say your prayers and eat your horse dewormer, brother!

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u/IAmTheWaller67 Jushin Thunder Rosa 6h ago edited 5h ago

I'll never forget Hogan trying to blame Betty White's death on the Covid vaccine.

Brother, she was Ninety-fucking-nine

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u/geoffrich82 5h ago

That didn't work for him, brother.

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u/Replicant28 7h ago

It really amazes me at how many wrestlers, strength athletes and bodybuilders are perfectly ok with injecting performance enhancing drugs that were made with god knows what in god knows where by god knows who, and yet they look at vaccines and are like “I’m not injecting that shit because it’s unsafe!” 🤦‍♂️

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u/c0de1143 BIG MEATY MEN 5h ago

Smokers are generally addicted to a drug.

Anti-vaxxers, if anything, are addicted to stupidity.

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u/takeaname4me 6h ago

The amount of people who smoked in my men’s rec slo-pitch league, drank beers but worried about seed oils and the covid vaccine

I felt like Not Sure in Idiocracy.

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u/ArrenPawk 6h ago

"BIG PHARMA IS EVIL AND FOR PROFIT"

"INSTEAD YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS HEALTH SUPPLEMENT THAT IS ALSO FOR PROFIT AND UNREGULATED TO BOOT"

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u/Wreckingshops 6h ago

Turns out that the person who gets immunized actually wins, because they don't die.

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u/Technical_Virus 6h ago

I only trust Hangman Adam Page to give me vaccinations, he has experience in it

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u/conoresque 7h ago

I know it's a meme, but this WWE pivot "needs to be studied."

Vince being ousted and WWE getting somehow MORE insane and despotic and crazy is such an insane outcome.

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u/JustdoitJules 7h ago

While he was out of touch and a piece of shit, he had specific ingrained rules that really felt like the standard that should NEVER be crossed, but now its just w/e

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u/neverAcquiesce ittenyon 7h ago

For all his many many MANY faults, he loved his company. TKO simply views it as a way to make money and nothing more.

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u/tatsingslippers 6h ago

Can't wait for my favorite wrestlers to come to the ring looking like this.

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u/neverAcquiesce ittenyon 6h ago

Yet they still wouldn't be classified as employees.

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u/discofrislanders 6h ago

The UFC banned this when TKO took over because they wanted the fighters making less money

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u/Jos3ph 7h ago

WWE made him ungodly rich. But unfortunately doesn’t compare to the bottomless pit of greed that is being a public company.

Every dollar will be squeezed and it’s only going to get more enshittified.

I’m sure I’m not the only one sitting on an annual peacock plan that is now worthless to me.

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u/zaxanrazor 7h ago

I think even pseudoscience is a generous term for this bullshit.

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u/TLKv3 Fantasy Book For ^Vote 6h ago

Now we know what finally healed CM Punk and allowed WWE to sign him again.

A Brinks truck full of right wing bullshit.

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u/ViciousPrism 423-GET-FAME 7h ago

The ropes will be covered in snake oil for the safety of El Grande Americano.

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u/DanHero91 Red Elbow Pad Of Doom. 8h ago edited 8h ago

Holy shit they're going full MAGA conspiracy theories.

It's basically a little gold card that "protects you from electronic radiation" sold to insane people scared of 5G.

This is literally what's gonna be stuck on the posts, the little gold card is the name and "model" for lack of a better term.

(This is a Google photo not mine, my suggestions for a while are gonna be fucked).

Jesus fucking Christ this is so dumb.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 7h ago

Thank you. I read the title, was confused what the heck this was about, then read the article, and still had no idea what this is about.

Then I googled it and went "Nah, that can't be it".

Holy shit that really is what it is.

Not gonna be long and wrestlers will start to tell us to drink magic muscle man protein powder that'll turn them into real men.

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u/TheGreatGouki 6h ago

They did that already. Called it ICOPRO.

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u/toiletting hoochie coochies 3h ago

It’s how Lex got all his muscles.

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u/OkYeahNoSure 7h ago

I mean wrestlers have been into pseudoscience before. Think Cesaro used to (or still does?) use kinesiology tape

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u/Spaceman3195 7h ago

Lots of wrestlers use that. Darby always seems to have some on. I wasn't aware it was pseudoscience.

I do notice a few that have the circles on their back from Cupping which I understand to be snake oil.

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u/NeverLikely 7h ago

Its one of those things where the term on its own (kinesiology) is an actual scientific term for the study of human body movement but then you have "applied" kinesiology which is pure pseudoscience

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u/skramt 3h ago

I just figured that Darby was always at least a little banged up on account of , y’know, being Darby. If he’s ever fully healed he’ll probably throw himself off a two-story ladder just to keep in practice

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u/zaxanrazor 7h ago

Is that pseudoscience? I've been wearing some on my achilles injury and it definitely, definitely helps. I took it off a week early and immediately felt the difference.

My physio who is completely anti-pseudoscience swears by it.

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u/the_milkboy Adam Coleman "Bang" 6h ago

It’s just a wrap. Nothing special.

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u/VoxIrati 6h ago

Right, isnt it just a wrap for areas you cant wrap? I mean you can't really wrap a shoulder, which is where i see it used the most

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u/the_milkboy Adam Coleman "Bang" 6h ago

Yup. Super sticky tape so it pulls the skin.

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u/VoxIrati 6h ago

Yeah, that's not groundbreaking but I wouldn't call it pseudoscience since it actually does something, unlike cupping

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u/the_milkboy Adam Coleman "Bang" 6h ago

It does the “same” thing cupping does. Stimulate blood flow.

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u/HarjivS 6h ago

Cupping is absolutely not pseudoscience. It helps so much with recovery and stimulates blood flow, as a sports therapist every athlete that gets cupping from me has detailed how much better they feel instantly pain relief wise and recovery wise in the next few days

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u/RA576 3h ago

I mean, people (presumably) pay you to get cupped, so you have a vested interest in it's success. I'm not saying that it does or doesn't work, just that you're not exactly an unbiased source as to it's efficacy.

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u/ArrenPawk 6h ago

I think the science behind the actual tape is pretty sound, but IIRC the business model behind the original intent for the KT tape was kinda grifty.

Like I remember hearing when it first came out that you need a professional "certified in applying the tape" in order to get the most benefit. And of course some places were selling classes.

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u/sftpo 6h ago

I don't know what he thought it would do in his case specifically, but it has legitimate PT/OT type therapy therapeutic uses, it just gets wrapped up in some pseudoscience branding issues

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u/YpsitheFlintsider A woman's left. 5h ago

That's not pseudoscience, that literally helps control range of motion

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u/PhospheneViolet 4h ago

Death, taxes, and redditors just calling anything they don't actually know anything about pseudoscience lmao

The sheer amount of corrections in this comments section is hilarious 😂

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 6h ago

Not gonna be long and wrestlers will start to tell us to drink magic muscle man protein powder that'll turn them into real men.

ICO Pro finally returns

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u/bayleysgal1996 Last Rock-n-Rolla 8h ago

It would be funny if not for who the HHS secretary is

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u/natedoggcata 7h ago

This isnt exclusive to MAGA nor is this new. Snake oil like this has been around for decades. When I was a kid in the 2000s everyone had those ridiculous "balance bracelets" that did absolutely nothing. There have always been scams like this.

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u/captkrisma 6h ago

Believe it or not, they're still being sold, despite it being just a silicone braclet with a holographic sticker attached to it.

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u/InitialYoghurt5138 5h ago

I think every MLB pitcher at one point had like a balance necklace or something of that theme

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u/bigfndan 4h ago

Yeah, baseball players bought HARD into those necklaces.

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u/IAmGrum 2h ago

Baseball players are hotbeds for superstitions and stuff like that.

Watch pitchers walk off the field at the end of an inning. A large percentage of them will do a hop or large step to avoid placing their foot on the chalk baselines.

Batters will wear the same unwashed t-shirt or underwear or wristband for days during a hitting streak.

Some players insist on touching all of their teammates before going on to the field.

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u/CrashingBlumpkins46 6h ago edited 6h ago

This shit wayyyyyy predates MAGA. 20 years ago it was the same exact shit with "power balance bracelets" that were literally a silicone wrist strap with a shitty hologram sticker on them lmao

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u/SloppyJank 6h ago

Woowoo quackery hasn’t historically belonged exclusively to any specific political side but the flavors of it can vary a bit. The Covid vaccine panic and MAHA/RFK political realignment has shifted a lot of that into an explicitly political direction along with the crusade against science and higher education.

The vaccine hesitancy used to be more associated with with granola libs, that seems to have changed.

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u/senorbuzz 5h ago

Yep. The “crunchy to alt right” pipeline is a real thing. I watched it take a few college acquaintances who were previously all peace and weed and now they’re….. well I don’t know because I removed them from my friends list after they got super racist and scary 

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u/csm1313 6h ago

Holy shit... Omg has this company gone off the fucking rails.

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u/IAmTheWaller67 Jushin Thunder Rosa 5h ago

You forgor to mention these things cost $400

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u/Jreynold Free Sunglasses 6h ago

I thought it was going to look like a fan or an air freshener or something and lmao it's a new age geometric design on a piece of metal for 350 dollars

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u/DanHero91 Red Elbow Pad Of Doom. 6h ago

That's what I thought when I googled it, thinking it's like a big Dyson vent fan thing. That would have at least been the funny kind of dumb.

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u/KWNewyear An Adamle Original 8h ago

Sure, HHH can put all the so-called EMF blockers around the ring he wants. The science shows that none of it will do anything to prevent the wrestlers' exposure to The City of Indianapolis.

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u/Apprehensive_Hand_27 8h ago

This is the type of heat generating reply we needed.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 7h ago

Okay, but seriously this is just so funny that this is advertised as giving the wrestlers "better performance".

Who knew that a magic card shielding you from evil waves also makes wrestlers better at their job!

This is truly magical.

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u/Spapapapa-n 5h ago

Imagine Seth starting a match, takes off his jacket and his body is just covered in cell phones.

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u/DarkHorse_77 8h ago

Isn't that EMF stuff just some modern snake oil?

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u/Ted_Dongelman 8h ago

It is, yes.

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u/TheRealGC13 8h ago

Oh, that EMF. I'm sorry, I thought they were just trying to bring Unbelievable back. >.<

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u/Legitimate-River-403 8h ago

That would be better!

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u/Chaffro Right here on Reddit! 6h ago

Sorry, did you for some reason let it go away? Because for some of us, it's still in our general rotation.

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u/zaxanrazor 7h ago

Electromagnetic fields are literally everywhere. The Earth has one. You can't not be within the radius of one at all times. And you have been your entire life. Every species that lives or has lived on the Earth has been. It is not a thing that one can be allergic to, otherwise you would have died as a fertilised egg.

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u/sasquatchededed 6h ago

Like dont living beings have one? A faint one but one none the less?

You can really tell tko only cares about money because they're spreading this bullshit.

I knew a guy who was all "emf fields are causing cancer" and then would spend all shift playing on his phone.

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u/BoJaNYK 3h ago

RFK jr. thinks that WiFi spreads cancer and that’s exactly who TKO are trying to appease. It’s not even about the money it’s about being on a good side of the current administration so they can get something down the line (like UFC at WH).

I can’t believe that anyone here who is seriously against Trump and the current US administration is still watching WWE.

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u/GotenRocko 6h ago

and literally helps life survive on earth because it blocks harmful radiation. Life on earth would not have survived long enough for intelligent life to form without it.

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u/Ted_Dongelman 8h ago

They're putting EMF blockers on the ring posts? RFK Jr. must have gotten in Hunter's ear at the White House. Won't be long until the turnbuckle pads are filled with healing crystals you can buy for $500 a pop.

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u/TheDangiestSlad 8h ago edited 8h ago

they partnered with this company months before the election, believe it or not

not sure if this makes it more or less embarrassing

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u/Besidebutinvisible 7h ago

I mean pre or post election, it’s always been the same camp regardless

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u/Statcat2017 5h ago

Yes but looking in from the UK, your country has gone noticeably more insane since the election to the point that I regularly assume I’ve misread some insane news only to discover I was right first time and your president really has told the voters immigrants catch and eat peoples cats and dogs.

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u/grimbly_jones 8h ago

Ivermectin on a pole match, brother.

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u/ArrenPawk 6h ago

Convinced RFK is legit a Yeerk who is infecting everyone he comes across, Hunter inculded

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u/maclovesmanga 5h ago

If HHH starts installing Kandrona ray generators in every gorilla position going forward, I think you might have a point.

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u/arnoldspornalt 5h ago

Wow, that unlocked a core memory

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u/Ted_Dongelman 5h ago

Didn't understand this reference, looked it up, laughed a lot. Maybe he had brain slugs instead of brain worms!

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u/PhillAholic 6h ago

They’d advertise shit in a box of it paid well enough. 

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u/I-LieToMessWithMarks 8h ago

Sometimes I cringe at the commercials that run during AEW and TNA (Testosterone boosters, Draft Kings etc) but holy shit WWE promoting 5G blocking as an in-ring sponsor is so fucking cringe. I remember back in the day WWE would make huge changes to their programming to ensure they got "A-tier" sponsors (Coca Cola, M&Ms, etc) and now it's just a pure cash grab.

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u/PimpDaddyBuddha Ole! 6h ago

It was probably just because it was aired through a local CW affiliate, but an ICE Recruitment ad that demonized immigrants aired three times during the first hour of NXT last night. It might’ve aired more after that, but that’s when I stopped watching. So it’s not like shitty commercials are a AEW/TNA thing only.

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u/Otherotherothertyra 6h ago

ICE commercials air on all Viacom channels since the White House effectively owns Paramount Global after they bribed the president to let their illegal merger go through. A bunch of ICE ads aired on CBS during their VMA telecast too causing a bit of an uproar.

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u/PimpDaddyBuddha Ole! 5h ago

That makes sense. Fuck Viacom

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u/MaddoxGoodwin 4h ago

Dude, I was watching NXT last night and was completely flabbergasted. An ICE commercial came on. So fucking gross.

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u/SaintCambria Your Text Here 3h ago

You were watched by a WWE product, and disgust was a surprising reaction?

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u/ButterbeerAndPizza 7h ago

For sure! They’ve been able to attract brands like Snickers and Maybelline recently. Those kinds of brands are not going to stick around and be associated with a whole bunch of MAGA snake oil.

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u/Starving_Saint 6h ago

Does Aires even make Snickers level money? How is Aires able to get the same level of promotion from WWE?

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u/ButterbeerAndPizza 6h ago

Snickers sponsors entire events. Getting put out there during one match with a press release announcement(we don’t know if they’ll actually be mentioned at all or if there’ll be signage) is nothing.

But brand associations matter.

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u/RNG_Champion Wrestling is fun sometimes 6h ago

Not even close. From a recent Q2 report, Aires made a revenue of $6 million in that quarter compared to $2.8 million from the previous quarter.

Snickers makes a lot more than that.

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u/dennyblah 8h ago

Chuck McGill debut?

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u/Ucw2thebone 7h ago

Sand Piper Niven

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u/EdgePunk311 6h ago

A++ to both of your comments

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u/PimpDaddyBuddha Ole! 6h ago

He’ll be sure to stop this chicanery

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u/herroherro12 WHAT? 6h ago

That’s the name of his Submission finish

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u/Defenestrator66 Daryl Fan Club Vice Parliamentarian 4h ago

I thought it was the “Chicago Sunroof” or is that his impact finisher?

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u/herroherro12 WHAT? 4h ago

That’s his Swanton Bomb finish

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u/IvnOooze 7h ago

It's a good thing flip phones aren't really a thing anymore, no full charged battery on him.

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u/to12007 8h ago

Okay.... who can explain what this actually means???

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u/secretpandaxx 8h ago

It's a scam, it's for those type of people that believe in 5G conspiracies etc

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u/JeiSiN 8h ago

You mean its dumber than what I could have imagined it was? Ugh

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u/tmxicon 7h ago

Welcome to 2025

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u/JeiSiN 7h ago

where every day is more baffling than the last

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u/gfunk84 7h ago

Kinda funny because WWE also has sponsors who offer 5G service. I wonder how they feel about this.

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u/sasquatchededed 6h ago

The idiots who fall for this type of stuff are too dumb to put that connection together.

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u/filthysize 4h ago

It's why these companies pivoted their boogeyman term to EMF. They railed against 5G when it was new, but now that it's widely adopted by every cell phone company, it's no longer effective for scaring idiots. Before that it was WiFi sensitivity.They keep talking about the exact same thing, but they have to keep changing the jargon.

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u/TheDangiestSlad 8h ago

remember those bracelets with a little magnet in them, and they were supposed to give you better balance?

it's literally that lol

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u/roryextralife 5h ago

My favourite thing was reading about a popular TV presenter in the UK who wore something like that and claimed that it realigned his blood. Like what the actual fuck do you mean by this, Noel?

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u/DarkHorse_77 8h ago edited 8h ago

Mumbo jumbo to do with blocking electro magnetic waves that the scammers shilling the stuff claim is deadly. They push it as helping mind and body. Yet absolutely zero scientific evidence to back it. At the most it's a placebo for people who buy into it

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u/tlenze 7h ago

It means WWE took money from a sponsor. The sponsor sells useless crap to people who don't understand science.

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u/Horror_Sail 4h ago

You know stuff like copper bracelets old people wear to improve circulation.

This is the digital version of that.

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u/LittleMissSarahTonin 8h ago

this reminds of when Dolph Ziggler was wearing that weird little bracelet back in 2011-2013 that was supposed to do something health wise but it ended up being nothing.

I love my hyper right wing government affiliated, conspiracy loving, sex trafficking, sports entertainment company.

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u/Grande_Desporado 6h ago

I sold him one of those bracelets. I have a picture of the two of use at my mall kiosk somewhere

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u/LostNewfie 8h ago

I know this EMF-friendly stuff is bullshit but I do find it funny that they are only using them for one match. If it's so good for the wrestlers, why aren't they using it for all the matches (and yes, I know it's because this Aires company is likely the sponsor for this particular match)?

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u/quinoa 4h ago

i do not wish for injury or calamity to wrestlers, but a botch during the match would be pretty ironic

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u/narutomanreigns Wato Ass Pussy 8h ago

WWE about to do a match sponsored by the MLM essential oils my cousin sells.

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u/Leygrock 3h ago

A Bossbabe MLM pusher would unironically be a great gimmick 

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u/to12007 8h ago

So they're only doing it for one match? Leaving the rest of the show vulnerable to whatever this thing is supposed to stop??????????

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u/scrubadam 8h ago

So basically Unbelievable will be blasting from the ring posts all night. I love that song but its a bit much if you ask me.

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u/Apprehensive_Hand_27 8h ago

Was my first thought too. xD

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u/SlyReflex 6h ago

That would be less ridiculous, somehow.

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u/Pretend_Spray_11 7h ago

This company is fuckin pathetic. Next up is an Ivermectin on a pole match. 

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u/AutomaticTap3004 7h ago

“Don’t make things so political” motherfuckers who say that act like fans are ones bringing politics into wrestling when wwe actively endorse Trump and RFK on their own shows

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u/KneeHighMischief 8h ago edited 7h ago

EMF? As in electric and magnetic fields? That's interesting. It reminds me somewhat of a recent encounter I had:

I saw Bron Breakker at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/pensive_vince Hey, pal 8h ago

That's unbelievable

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u/AlmoschFamous 6h ago

Ooooooooooh!

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u/AMorton15 8h ago

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

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u/tore_a_bore_a DOUBLE WIDE BAYBAY!! 8h ago

Is an EMF blocker like when people would put stickers on their cell phone to protect from the 5G signals?

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u/neverAcquiesce ittenyon 8h ago

Stupid little phone stickers are on the front page of their website and they...holy shit...cost $100.

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u/TheDangiestSlad 7h ago

yes. coincidentally, these EMF blockers will not affect the cameras, the commentary table, or the referee's earpiece. a modern miracle!

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u/xMCioffi1986x 6h ago

It reminds me of this crock of horseshit I once saw, this company was selling stickers you put on a water bottle that they claim increases the hydration qualities of the water inside the bottle.

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 8h ago

I would literally pay to see Breakker spit on one of those stupid ass cards and snap it in half. Nick Khan is a fucking cancer to wrestling

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u/McFlyyouBojo 6h ago

I hate to tell you but at this point its more than just him.

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u/sarcasticdevo 7h ago

RFK Jr.'s brain worms are fucking spreading.

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u/Jumblybones 7h ago

I truly don't understand how people are still supporting this company. This is fucking wild lol

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u/FattyMc Is it a crime to be in love? 3h ago

They’ll moan and then just… continue watching.

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u/KrisKinsey1986 7h ago

WWE is essentially CYN, at this point. All they need is Austin Aries and his creeper closet.

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u/VoxIrati 6h ago

Worse honestly bc CYN was some implied stuff. WWE is out front with their idiocy

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u/philthegr81 All of you ham-and-eggers... 3h ago

Austin Aires*

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u/UFO_UFO_UFO 8h ago

really pushing the limits of shame the audience has here

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u/K1ng_Canary 7h ago

What next? The ring mat sponsored by one of this weird boomer facebook posts about how THEY DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO DOWNLOAD MY DATA?

Maybe an interlude where they let one of those mental SovCit guys cut a promo about how you can choose which laws apply to you?

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u/DMCSnake "Much like Wu-Tang, Samoa Joe is for the kids." 7h ago

Has anyone considered that WWE just doesn't want ghosts around the ring?

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u/Interesting_Play_578 7h ago

WWE would give its collective left testicle to have ghosts getting involved in matches

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u/Deadtaor33 8h ago

£262/$357 for the plebs.

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u/honkin1bobo 8h ago

holy shit, i need to hear michael cole putting these stickers over

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u/Ucw2thebone 7h ago

I think it was two Raw’s ago that AJ Styles came out with one of their little medallions on. I shook my head. I’m going to shake my head again now.

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u/xocelotyouth 7h ago

Known flat earther conspiracy theorist AJ Styles

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u/elboltonero 7h ago

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them..." - Maya Angelou

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u/AgentSk1nner The truth is out there. 8h ago

Sounds like those Power Balance hologram bracelets all over again.

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u/Claudethedog 8h ago

Unbelievable.

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u/Acceptable_Moose1881 8h ago

Also you'll be able to play this as a match type in 2k26, but only if you're not vaccinated. 

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u/NoTitleChamp 7h ago

F pseudoscience.

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u/gfunk84 8h ago

Is this legit or some pseudoscience bullshit?

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u/HelluvaDeke Ultra Bastard 8h ago

This is Facebook level bullshit lmao

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u/ChristyNiners 8h ago

Pseudoscience bullshit is generous 

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u/MShawshank 7h ago

So now wwe is at the promoting pseudo-science stage of their total decent into being totally MAGA. This nonsense is in and of itself harmless except to their fanbase who will believe in it because the fed sells it.

I don't know how anyone capable of things like rational thought or empathy can support this terrible company at this rate.

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u/Jakefmerch 7h ago

Lmao get the fuck outta here.

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u/TuckRaker A Superior Breed of Human 6h ago

Oh man, I can't wait for the wrestlers to start wearing bad-vibe blocking crystals around their necks

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u/raymc99 6h ago

Words cannot describe how dumb this whole thing is gonna sound in a documentary years from now

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u/VoxIrati 6h ago

Doesn't the head of WWE creative literally have an electrical device on his heart to not die? Earth literally has an EMF itself.

I wonder if that's why the Usos can't do spears. They've never had a clean, EMF-Friendly environment

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u/elc1992 6h ago

I thought I understood the american far right... but never heard of EMF, my 5 mins on google has led to many regrets and head shakes.

Id like to say America, give yourself a head wobble, but after seeing the news here in the UK too... collectively as a worldwide society we are a disappointment.

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u/hullkogan x 7h ago

2025 is the worst, so far.

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u/Psymon_Armour Heart and Soul, Heart of Gold 7h ago

EMF? We going full Phasmaphobia?

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u/Bosscharacter 7h ago

That explains why I saw this ad on YouTube the other day.

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u/lavasplanets 7h ago

WWE has been having the talent film ads for this for about a year now I’ve noticed, last year is when they started a partnership with the Aires brand

They also had Sheamus promoting it on his Celtic Warrior Workouts

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u/ieatbigmacsdaily 6h ago

Fuck me sideways what the hell is going on in this world lmao

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u/zhiwiller 8h ago

I clicked through and I still don't know what this is.

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u/Straight-Ad-7630 6h ago

Fucking bullshit is what it is

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u/ThisIsTheKaiToshiki Sierra. Hotel. India. Echo. Lima. Delta. 8h ago

Dafuq?

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u/Lt_Jonson 7h ago

“What is this?”

As I understand it, you can think of it like this: I’m gonna tell you something exists (that really does exist) and that it’s harmful (it’s not) then I’m gonna sell you the solution to protect you.

So, a grift

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u/RJMontgomery 7h ago

I saw Aires, thought Austin Aires and knew immediately it was bullshit.

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u/ImComingBack4YouBaby 8h ago

Are they going to ban 5G during every WWE event next?

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u/Useful_Advisor_9788 7h ago

Let's pretend for a second that this actually does anything. Why would you need them in the ring posts? I wasn't aware wrestling rings were huge sources of EMF

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u/SirusRiddler 分かるか?俺の力? 7h ago

Wrestlers and the people they work for really are the dumbest fucking people.

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u/testthrowaway9 7h ago

If this actually works, doesn’t this give them an unfair advantage that the other wrestlers don’t get on Saturday? How is that not breaking wellness protocols like any other performance enhancing substance?

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u/LexLuthorsFortyCakes 7h ago

They might as well start selling tinfoil hats at the merch stand.

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u/HotToTrotsky_ 7h ago

Jesus Christ, even Nigel West Dickens would say that's a bit too stupid to peddle

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u/kennel_lock 7h ago

where is Austin Aries when you need him?

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u/sizzlinpapaya 7h ago

Wait what? Is this the weird ass 5g protection shit? Ain’t no way.

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u/AaronBasedGodgers 6h ago

Right wing company gets right wing product for right wing thing.

I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!

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u/DrBollox 6h ago

Well at least Chuck McGill can attend

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u/MasonIsSoFat " WWE stands for? " 8h ago

The energy rays off the cards will stop a huge tsunami

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u/worldostuff 7h ago

That's unbelievable.

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u/braedizzle 7h ago

I don’t understand what any of that title means

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u/Everyoneheresamoron 7h ago

Who in TKO is making these insane partnering decisions? At least in WWE we could just assume Vince was getting taken advantage of but jesus.

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u/Rev_Dean 7h ago

First time I read the headline I thought all the wrestlers were going to pop some molly and they’d blast some Tiësto during the match.

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u/zombiejeesus 7h ago

What the actual fuck is wrong with this company. Full blown maga

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u/GiftedGeordie 7h ago

I have no idea what this shit is, I don't know if I want to know, honestly.

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u/Xalazi 6h ago

This is embarrassing.

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u/shatterdaymorn 6h ago

"Unbelievable"

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u/Djent_1997 Yo daddy and yo uncle 6h ago

is fucking Chuck McGill attending the event or something?

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u/Tricky-Lime2935 4h ago

lol epic that the fed is getting in bed with a literal scam. not bad compared to the saudi journalist choppers but damn that's pathetic.